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Game #17: Warriors vs. Knicks – Gobble Gobble

It's time to try my act ... since the Warriors are unbearable at times!

Warriors (W-L): 5 game losing streak.
Knicks (W-L): 2 game losing streak.
Time: 4:30 PM PST
Radio: KNBR 680

Thanksgiving is a time for sharing and a time for remembering what we all have to be thankful for. It's a time to realize that no matter how hard life can be you'll always have GSoM. That's right. And since we're all experiencing the holiday Turkey hangover and you're mostly with family and friends, I've decided to try my comedic act and see what ya'll think.

Since I'm deciding whether or not to quite my day job and become a comedian, I need to know first if I'm truly funny ... and seeing how the Warriors are on a 5 game losing streak, there's no better time than to introduce Yao's comedic corner. Are you ready?

Gobble Gobble

How's everyone doing tonight? Oh that's great. I love it out here in New York with all the cold and all the mugging. Honestly I do. Where else can you get mugged by a Puerto Rican Snowman? Thank you thank you, I'll be here all night.

And how about those Cleveland Knickerbockers huh? They beat the Warriors last night. You must be pretty excited to get Lebron in two years. I mean talk about all the hoopla. I haven't seen people this excited for one person to come over since the Republican's introduced Sarah Palin to the party. Let's see how that turns out shall we. (Wow, I made a political joke on GSoM. Geez that's as big of a mistake as Sharon Stone discussing politics on the red carpet. Thank you ... I'll be here all night.)

Anyways we've got a great show for you. Two horrible teams face off in the Garden. What's not to love? I mean you pay $80 for a ticket, $20 for a hot dog and a beer, and the best show on the floor is Spike Lee's wardrobe? Thank you Thank you I'll be here all night ...



- Warriors win easily ... thank you!

- Knicks ask Maubry to play but declines due to his "time of the month" routine.

- Al Harrington says "playing for the Knicks is a dream come true" then requests a trade.

- Crawford and Jackson have big nights to make up from last night.

- CJ Watson retires... oh wait that's my wish sorry!

Enjoy the show

UPDATE: Whoever can post the best joke of the night in comments will get a prize from GSoM! Oh, and please keep them clean! Good luck ...


Should we see more Yao’s Comedic Corner

This poll is closed

  • 35%
    Heck yea! I peed a little reading this.
    (71 votes)
  • 16%
    No! As a Chinese Republican I’m offended.
    (33 votes)
  • 47%
    I didn’t get a single joke. In fact your humor is as low as YaoButta’s height!
    (94 votes)
198 votes total Vote Now

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