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OPEN THREAD: Game #23: Warriors vs Rockets

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R. Lee Nellie: "ALLRIGHT YOU DRIBBLE DRIVIN' DUNKIN' DECREPID DOLTS; FALL IN!"

Warriors: (collectively) "YES SIR!"


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Warriors W-L: 7-15

Rockets W-L: 14-8

Tip-Off: 7:30

TV: CSN, CSNHD, ESPNHD

Radio: KNBR 

R. Lee Nellie: "Well I guess you ladies are pretty proud of yourselves, aren't you? Bet you all went out last night and got yer'self some nice brand new dresses, didn't you?! OH LORD LIGHT THE TORCHES, WE BEAT THE THUUUUNNNNNNDER AND THE BUCKS!!"

Warriors: (collectively) "NO SIR!"

R. Lee Nellie: "WELL YER DAMN RIGHT YOU'RE NOT PROUD YOU NO REBOUNDIN' NANCIES! YOU HAVEN'T PROVEN ANYTHING! WHY, YOU MARY'S ARE LOWER THAN THE GUM UNDER MY SHOE!"

Warriors: (collectively) "YES SIR"

R. Lee Nellie: "Well tonight you just may have a chance to promote yourselves from "Maggots" to "Larva". Seems as though we have a real contender in our midst tonight. And you scumbags have got something to prove, don't you?

Warriors: (collectively) "SIR YES SIR!"

R. Lee Nellie: "THEN MAKE THE JUMP YOU FOULING FLEABAGS!!!"

R. Lee Nellie: "Now it seems at though them Houston Rockets feel that you numbnuts are worthy of a Basketball game. They seem to think that you guys actually have the capibility of dribbling and chewing gum at the same time! Well, little ladies, you must feel about as great about that as a pig in ****!"

Warriors: (collectively) SIR NO SIR!

R. Lee Nellie: "GOD DAMN IT BOYS. THAT'S ABOUT THE SMARTEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD YOU SAY. YOU FELLAS SHOULD GO TO HARVARD AND LEARN HOW TO SPLIT THE GOD DAMN ATOM! Because the last time I saw you face up against these boys, Yao only needed one half to hand you your ***!"

Warriors: (collectively) YES SIR!

R. Lee. Nellie: "You're damn right, "Yes Sir!" So what are we going to do about it?! Are we going to let Rafer Alston look like a 10 time All Star on us in our own house?!"

Warriors: (collectively) NO SIR!

R. Lee Nellie: "Are we going to let Yao drop 33 points on us in one half?!!"

Warriors: (collectively) NO SIR!

R. Lee Nellie: "Are we going to keep charging our loyal fans $11.00 a beer while they watch a LOSING TEAM?!!!"

Warriors: (collectively) NO SIR!!!

R. Lee Nellie: "WELL YOU BETTER BE RIGHT MAGGOTS. BECAUSE I PACKED MY EXTRA FOOT IN MY DUFFEL BAG THIS EVENING IN CASE YOU LOSE. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?!"

Warriors: (collectively) NO SIR!!!

R. Lee Nellie: "WELL I'M GOING TO TELL YOU ANYWAYS YOU BACTERIA FILLED BATCH OF TOILET FUNGUS. SO I CAN BREAK IT OFF IN YOUR ***! NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY SIGHT AND DON'T COME BACK WITHOUT A WIN!!"

Warriors: (collectively) SIR YES SIR!

 

Predictions:

  • Captain Turiaf swats Yao. Immediately follows up by saying "Arrrrrr."
  • Crawford lights up the Oracle.
  • Biedrins? Double Double? Of course!
  • Warriors by 1.