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Warriors got jokes

So, I was gonna reply on NIICCEE's free tickets thread but I thought maybe I have enough material for a fanpost. Anyway, he was asking for the best jokes and I happen to think of some Warriors related ones (yes, I just came up with them!). Maybe you can too...

Just to be clear, for inevitable you're not a Warriors fan conment, I'm taking a "I hope the Warriors lose all their remaining games this season so we can actually have a shot at a top talent next draft instead of lingering around the middle getting skinny sky is the limit but has to start 90,000 feet under sea level potential forwards" stance this season. So I decided to make this season tolerable by having fun or rather making fun of the team. Next year, I'll be back to my old grumpy self.

Anyway, here's the funny and/or the unfunny....

Why did the chicken cross the road?

- Coz no one would pass the ball on the other side.

- It saw the Warriors train wreck coming.

- So [insert name here] can see it.

- To check Morrow and Randolph laying eggs on the Warriors bench.

- Because Jim Barnett wanted a two-for-one.

- Someone finally got the rebound.

How many Warriors does it take to run a fast break?

- Two. Just give it about 5 tries.

- Add two to the number of defenders. Then subtract CJ Watson.

- Stephen Jackson and a 3pt line.

How many does it take to screw a Warriors a fast break?

- One moped.

A guy walks into a bar...

- and Stephen Jackson loses his dribble.

- and Maggette will shoot two free throws

- gets wasted to death, comes to the Oracle Arena, and still manage to play ahead of Anthony Morrow/Randolph.

- runs into Mullin, and is now the Warriors head coach.

What did the nun say to Stephen Jackson?

- Next time get a tattoo of praying hands holding an ill-advised shot.

Why does it seem like  the Warriors get so many bad calls?

- They only have two referees working the game most of the time. The other one is busy arguing with Stephen Jackson on the other end of the floor.

What's the difference between the Warriors and the economy?

- The first one can't rebound to save its life, you hope the next one rebounds so you can have a life

What is Stephen Jackson's least favorite animal?

- Zebras

What did the Zebra give Stephen Jackson?

- A technical

What is annoying, hilarious, stupid, delusional, imaginative, useless, a complete waste of time, I mean REALLY annoying, all at the same time?

- A GSOM trade idea fanpost

And finally, How much shots could Stack Jack chuck if Stack Jack could just chuck and chuck?

This FanPost is a submission from a member of the mighty Golden State of Mind community. While we're all here to throw up that W, these words do not necessarily reflect the views of the GSoM Crew. Still, chances are the preceding post is Unstoppable Baby!