"I can't believe it...It's Superman vs. Lex Luthor?!?!"
Orlando Magic at Cleveland Cavaliers, 5:30 PM on TNT
They call him LBJ
Unstoppable is what they say
But the Magic have big Dwight
Think he can bring the Kryptonite?
Can't forget about Big Z
He can take down Courtney Lee
Coaching staff is a buncha fun G
Just look at Stan Van Gundy
That guy be smoking too many Laramies
Tryin to look like Ron Jeremy
But what about Mike Brown (WHO?) Mike Brown (WHO?) MIKE BROWN!
Tryin to get his first crown
I can't lie - I'm still trippin'
Thinkin Blake's bout to be Clippin'
Enough of that cause let's focus on tonight
Cause when these men hit the court and turn down the lights
I forsee a Cleveland win
Hard to be happy, cause I've commited basketball sins Bein a fan of a crap-tastic franchise
Take a second to look me in the eyes, and realize
Jump while I take a link dump....