"I can't believe it...It's Superman vs. Lex Luthor?!?!"
Orlando Magic at Cleveland Cavaliers, 5:30 PM on TNT
They call him LBJ
Unstoppable is what they say
But the Magic have big Dwight
Think he can bring the Kryptonite?
Can't forget about Big Z
He can take down Courtney Lee
Coaching staff is a buncha fun G
Just look at Stan Van Gundy
That guy be smoking too many Laramies
Tryin to look like Ron Jeremy
Tryin to get his first crown
I can't lie - I'm still trippin'
Enough of that cause let's focus on tonight
Cause when these men hit the court and turn down the lights
I forsee a Cleveland win
Take a second to look me in the eyes, and realize
Jump while I take a link dump....