Andrew Bogut is a fan of jokes. He is a fan of humor. When something humorous happens, I bet he takes a step back and declares, "Oh well, that was a funny thing indeed!" While giving a two thumbs up. He is also not afraid to give parenting advice. Not afraid to shine a light on the important issues that plague our society:
If I have a daughter and she is an "Instagram model", FAIL FAIL FAIL Parenting.— Andrew Bogut (@andrewbogut) October 11, 2015
College buddy of mine got catfished hardcore by an "Instagram model" over the summer. One of the funnier stories I have heard...!— Andrew Bogut (@andrewbogut) October 11, 2015
Now, really, what is an Instagram model?
In the wise words of DIY LOL (which I assume stands for "do it yourself laugh out loud," which, really, what? Do it yourself laugh out loud makes no sense. That is like saying, "Ikea instruction manual rolling on the floor laughing my ass off," otherwise shortened as IIMROTFLMAO.):
Anyways, ahem, back to the story at hand.
Bogut continued, saying:
He was ok with it though 'cause he said he was an "instagram athlete" so she really was the one that got catfished! LMAO #dead— Andrew Bogut (@andrewbogut) October 11, 2015
Instagram Athlete needs to be a thing........— Andrew Bogut (@andrewbogut) October 11, 2015
Instagram models, selfies. Hell fire and brimstones and such.
Recently, various media establishments (aka Jon Bois) have stood up for the right of the selfie. Saying that selfie takers are not, in fact, harbingers of the apocalypse. Which I naturally assumed they were. Andrew Bogut is also not all about that #SelfieLyfe. And neither is Cate Blanchett. Who, for the record, is Australian as well.
I like Cate Blanchett's view on selfies... #truetrue— Andrew Bogut (@andrewbogut) October 7, 2015
Which, in case you were wondering, is in response to this.
But beyond administering practical parenting advice (don't have an Instagram daughter), and shining a light on the various neurotic tendencies of our culture (definitely don't have an Instagram daughter who takes selfies and then posts said selfies on Instagram), Bogut is also a connoisseur of the sublime:
King!!!! pic.twitter.com/qcCQ9SH6E1— Andrew Bogut (@andrewbogut) October 11, 2015
Good God whoever thought of that needs the Nobel Peace Prize ASAP STAT #IIMROTFLMAO!!!
Thanks Bogut. Keep being you, man. Keep being you.