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Today was moving along just like any other Thursday. I got up, walked my dog, took a shower, and headed off to work. I took a little target practice by shooting our counter guy with my new blowgun and tattooed a Dominican flag on a guy named Frank. I made a conference call with Nate Parham and a couple of Warriors ticket sales guys to get the ball rolling on our next GSoM night at the Oracle (It's coming Duby Dub Dubs. More details as soon as we have them).
After the call, I hopped on my computer to check our staff chat site to ask Nate a couple of questions about coordinating the event. So far, so good, right?
Then it happened. Nate asked, "Can someone look more closely at this - is it a real problem?"
Kerr doesn't anticipate Iguodala starting for Warriors next season http://t.co/9977IMzTqA @CamInman pic.twitter.com/VkU527ePCI
— Mercury News (@mercnews) July 16, 2015
OK, no big deal. Andre did well for the team last year off the bench. I mean, he played a career low 26.9 minutes a game, and didn't start for the first time in his entire career, but he was at his best in the Finals when his defense forced Lebron's efficiency into the toilet and he went home with a championship AND the Bill Russell trophy for Finals MVP. Heck, he played 37 minutes per game in the Finals, tied for third on the team when it mattered most.
But he started the last three games of the Finals, all wins, and many fans and experts felt that he never should have been used as a reserve to begin with. Apparently, Iguodala agreed.
Then trade me... https://t.co/eahYRKAKYf
— Andre Iguodala (@andre) July 16, 2015
My heart skipped a beat.
Andre Iguodala is, in my opinion, one of the Warriors top three players. He's our best perimeter defender, our best ball handling wing, an incredible athlete and one of the sharpest basketball minds ever to put on a Warriors uniform. If Andre demands his starting job, I'm benching Barnes in a New York minute (sorry Bobbita).
One minute later (possibly the longest minute ever) and @andre continued:
Ha! Got eeeeem! Yall know I'm playing #weStillSchampionship
— Andre Iguodala (@andre) July 16, 2015
Followed by:
Yall fell for that one!
— Andre Iguodala (@andre) July 16, 2015
Haha Andre. Good one. You're so funny.
OK, so I had to apologize to all of my coworkers and clients that witnessed my little homage to Andre Iguodala (or temper tantrum, if you want to be that way)... Andre continued:
Aight the only way I'll still come off the bench... 1. I wanna left handed set of golf clubs 2. Some Cambodian breast milk...
— Andre Iguodala (@andre) July 17, 2015
The golf clubs are definitely do-able. Thanks to Nestle, that Cambodian breast milk is probably harder to find. But Andre had one last request:
And Steve Kerr gotta walk to juniors and get me some cheesecake...
— Andre Iguodala (@andre) July 17, 2015
Get walking, Steve.