Andrew Bogut, man amongst men, does not give a flying f--- about your Haka war dance.
Let us list the things that impress Andrew Bogut more than this Haka war dance:
1.) Cheese. Literally, any type of cheese. Preferably something nice and sharp, like a nice sharp cheddar or something.
2.) Puppies. I mean, hey, puppies are pretty goddamn impressive.
3.) That dance in that, what was it called? You know, where they dance on the river? Or, wait, shit, no -- Riverdance. Right. That's the one. Riverdance impresses him more than this junk.
4.) Literally. Everything. Else.
Your Haka war dance does not impress Andrew Bogut.