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How could Stephen Curry, a family man, presidential golfing buddy, and general nice guy, have transformed himself into such a being of Pure Evil?
No, he didn’t beat a spouse, lie, or drive drunk, but I assure you this was EVIL. No, he didn’t take illegal enhancements, nor commit any felonies, nor sponsor dog fighting, but there is more than one way to ride shotgun with Beelzebub.
As you know, Curry was ejected from the Grizzlies game for (hide the kids) throwing a mouthguard. It was The Mouthguard Thrown Around The World. Yes, a mouthguard with saliva on it, and possibly some plaque, we don’t know for sure. But if he hasn’t been keeping it clean in a league-sanctioned ultrasonic cleaner, Adam Silver may increase his fines and possible suspension.
Anyway, the dull truth is that all game the Warriors felt that the officiating was unfair. In the plays that immediately preceded the explosion of Pure Evil, they felt particularly robbed of the free throws and turnovers they needed to finish their comeback.
Here is a video analysis of all the resentments and frustrations of the last two minutes of the game.
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How evil is Steph?
This poll is closed
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16%
Pure Evil
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33%
Extra Virgin Pure Evil
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14%
Like a cute version of Hitler
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34%
He is innocent, he was at the hair salon