NBA Playoffs 2017: Clippers take on Jazz with second round match vs. Warriors at stake

I know you’ve heard this before, but the Clippers are the least likable team in the NBA. They are worse than LeBron James’ decision on ESPN. They are worse than boiled brussel sprouts. They are worse than scurvy outbreaks on year-long expeditions across the open sea. They are the worst.

So, as their seven game series against the Utah Jazz comes to a close, we take a moment to ask: Who would you rather face in the second round?

This team?

Or, this team?

Either way, they’ll be forced to contend with this:

Wait, I meant this:

Wait, wait, sorry. I actually meant this:

Either way, bring it Jazlippers. The Warriors are ready for you, whomever you are.

And, lastly: Happy Sunday.