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The joy of a Dubs fan after watching the Warriors crush Clips in Game 3

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Kevin Durant’s monster performance reminded the world that you won’t like the champs when they’re angry

Golden State Warriors v Los Angeles Clippers - Game Three

After the disaster of Game 2, I wrote an embarrassed memorial to that game, hoping that the venting would provide a healthy catharsis. Now, after the chilling destruction the Golden State Warriors exacted on a helpless Los Angeles Clippers squad in Game 3, it’s time to revel in the fandom of an unstoppable dynasty.

I never thought I’d root for a team that was so good that 30-point leads in playoff games at home could bore them. But that’s the uncharted territory Golden State Warriors fans found themselves in after a shameful collapse to the Los Angeles Clippers Monday night. Since the champs were in L.A. I think it’s only right to express my post-Game 2 reaction in a Jack Nicholson gif.

But that falling-asleep-at-the-wheel moment may have finally reactivated the very thing the NBA fears and Dub Nation craves...an enraged Warriors team. Throughout this dynastic run, the Warriors are at their best when they feel disrespected.

The 2015 title run? Fiery redemption for all those years the Warriors were the joke of the NBA

The 73 wins? Payback for getting called lucky.

Getting Kevin Durant? Vengeance for the “Warriors blew a 3-1” lead memes.

The NBA had no idea what was to come
@NBAMEMES

Going 16-1 in the 2017 playoffs? Soaking up the “Super Villains” hatred.

Destroying the LeBron James-era Cavaliers forever? Payback for the 2016 Finals loss/Halloween Party

But what happens to joyful fury deferred? It’s hard to keep that competitive edge when the entire league is in ashes. The Dubs have had a hard time channeling that intensity this season, cruising to 58 wins and a #1 seed in the toughest conference in basketball.

Game 2 interrupted that cruise control, as the Dubs Mystery Van veered off of the highway to the Larry O’Brien trophy and landed in a ditch. For a couple days the Warriors had to hear that they were choke artists, soft, front-runners, had poor team chemistry, and that the diminutive Patrick Beverley was a Kevin Durant stopper.

You fools. Why would you ever poke the sleeping giant? And when I say giant, I’m referring to both the Warriors dynasty, and their 7-foot assassin Durant. But you know who he is, right?

THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. BURY THESE FRAUDS ALIVE.

Ahem, it was great to see the champs getting that chip on their shoulder again. There’s a reason the Dubs are heavy favorites to get their third consecutive title, and fourth in five years. When they decide to crush a team, there is nothing that can stop them.

#ForBoogie

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