Klay Thompson is living your childhood dream with Nerf and chocolate milk endorsements

When I was a kid, I had a friend named Chad who I loved hanging out with. Partly I liked hanging out with him because he was nice and a lot of fun and we had shared interests. But mostly I liked hanging out with him because he had the best snack room in the history of childhood, some cool dogs, and a Nerf weapons collection that would make the military look pathetic.

We all had that friend. And now Klay Thompson is that friend.

Yes, the Golden State Warriors All-Star guard isn’t just shooting basketballs, he’s also shooting delightful foam missiles. Because Klay Thompson is now officially endorsed by Nerf.

Please watch that whole video. Please watch Klay exclaiming, “Wow, this is great. This is PHENOMENAL ... what a fine piece of machinery.”

And then remember that, in addition to being sponsored by Nerf, the three-time champion is also sponsored by chocolate milk.

Klay Thompson is out here getting free shipments of chocolate milk and Nerf guns, while running around his house with his dog.

Protect this man at all costs.