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Well, that was ugly. So let’s skip the formalities and jump straight into the Golden State Warriors getting their nose broken by the Utah Jazz.
Keep Mitchell inefficient
The key: Hold Donovan Mitchell to a poor or average efficiency night.
The outcome: Mitchell shot 9-for-18 from the field, finishing the night with 23 points. That’s a true-shooting percentage of 59.5%, which is comfortably above league average, and comfortably above Mitchell’s season average.
The Warriors kept Mitchell from being a dominant offensive force, but there’s nothing to be proud of in the way that they limited Mitchell’s efficiency.
Failure. Like pretty much everything Saturday night.
Grading the key: 2 out of 10.
Limit Gobert’s rebounds
The key: Don’t get destroyed on the glass by Rudy Gobert.
The outcome: Gobert snagged 14 rebounds, which is twice as much as the Warriors leader, which was ... gulp ... Steph Curry.
14 rebounds is a lot, but it’s even more when you consider that Gobert played only 24 minutes. As for the Warriors big men? James Wiseman had 5 rebounds in 25 minutes, Draymond Green snagged 4 rebounds in 25 minutes, and Kevon Looney notched 3 rebounds in 13 minutes.
Put those three together and you have 13 rebounds. Again: Gobert had 14.
Failure. Like pretty much everything Saturday night.
Grading the key: 0.5 out of 10.
Chef Curry with the pot
The key: Let Steph Curry cook and cook and cook.
The outcome: Curry was the only Warrior who had a good game, as he finished with 24 points, 7 rebounds, and 7 assists. He shot 9-for-18 from the field and 5-for-10 from distance, passing Reggie Miller for second on the all-time list.
Curry cooked, but at the same time ... 18 shots when the offense is getting beat up isn’t enough. The Warriors still spent a shocking amount of time simply not getting him the basketball.
So did Chef Curry cook? Absolutely. But did the Warriors let him? No, not really.
Grading the key: 4 out of 10.
Make the triples
The key: Get at least 12 three-pointers from the role players.
The outcome: I should have specified this when I wrote the keys, but by “role players” I meant “everyone not named Steph Curry.”
And people not named Steph Curry shot 9-for-29 from beyond the arc. That’s well short of 12, and more importantly, it’s just 31.0%. Not good enough, at all.
Failure. Like pretty much everything Saturday night.
Grading the key: 2.5 out of 10.
Welp.